bandwidth:
"A cumbersome synonym for 'time,' as in, 'I don't have the bandwidth to deal with that with that issue,' but with implications beyond the merely temporal, encompassing the larger issue of mental resources or capacity." from Micojargon in the Thursday "Circuits" section of the New York Times.

convergence:
"....I think of convergence as kind of melding the Intel computer chip with the Frito chip, and when that is ultimately done, the world of convergence will be here." Tom Roger, NBC.

cyblie, Net truth:
Rampant rumor mongering and purposeful misinformation on the Internet. Example: The person responsible for the fake "Vonnegut MIT Commencement speech" that got quickly and widely distributed over the Internet in August, 1997.

c-friend:
a cyberspace friend, also c-sister, c-family, c-single

data:
"Observations of states of the world" (Tom Davenport) see also: information, knowledge, data smog

data smog:
"the noxious muck and druck of the information age." from David Shenk's Data Smog. AKA "Information pollution."

downteching:
the conscious embrace of older, simpler machines (Hugo Heclo, George Mason University.)

facemail:
"Technologically backward means of communication, clearly inferior to voice mail or e-mail. Involves actually walking to someone's office and speaking to him or her face-to-face. Considered highly inefficient and declasse." from Micojargon in the Thursday "Circuits" section of the New York Times.

Hacktivists:
Individuals involved in what some see as a form of electronic civil disobedience. Activities include "virtual sit-ins" and attacking the Web sites of persons or organizations believed to be responsible for oppression. (See New York Times, 31 Oct 31, 1998)  

Internet Addiction:
"a psychological dependence on the Internet, regardless of type of activity once 'logged on.'" (from article in Chronicle of Higher Education 6 Feb 98)

University of Cincinnati psychiatrist Nathan Shapira studied 14 so-called Internet "addicts." He found that , on average, the subjects of the study each had had five psychiatric disorders. He argues that excessive online use should be considered not as a separate addiction but as a disorder of impulse control, in the same category as kleptomania or compulsive shopping and suggests the problem be called "Internetomania" or "Netomania. " (USA Today June 1 98)

information:
"data endowed with relevance and purpose" (Peter Drucker). Sometimes also defined as "Information=power." However, David Shenk asserts that Information is Power is one of the "great seductive myths of our time." Jacques Ellul also asserts that the formula "Information is power, accepted as an obvious truth, covers complex, contradictory, and confusing realities." (from the essay Preconceived Ideas About Mediated Information.) see also Informatization described in Episode 749 of Engines of Our Ingenuity at http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi749.htm  

information ecology:
an organization's entire information environment (from Information Ecology, by Tom Davenport).

knowledge:
information with value, from the human mind (adapted from Information Ecology, by Tom Davenport).

Luddites:
a pejorative term used to describe anyone who is opposed to technology. For the historical origins, see Episode 274 of Engines of Our Ingenuity: at http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi274.htm

"Intellectuals, in particular literary intellectuals, are natural Luddites." C.P. Snow.

mouse potato:
The Net Generation's equivalent of a couch potato, sans TV & couch.

Netiquette:
Conventions or rules that govern behavior and conduct in cyberspace.

Networld:
"new spaces for social, work, and educational interaction." Linda Harasim.

rhetortech:
the label that I use to characterize the way some people speak of and about technology

spamdexing:

"In a strategy nicknamed 'spamdexing,' Web site developers put countless repetitions of a favorite word on a page they want you to see, often in invisible type or hidden behind GIFs. You may not notice it, but to the search engine, the page mathematically appears more vital to your interests." --CNET columnist Don Steinberg
http://www.cnet.com/Content/Voices/Steinberg/032697/index.html?dd

spamming:
see http://www.usc.edu/dept/annenberg/vol2/issue1/

techne:
the knowledge of how to make things

technocracy:
According to Neil Postman, this is a culture distinct from a tool-using culture.... it exists when "tools play a central role in the thought-world of the culture." In a technocracy, "everything must give way, in some degree to their development." from Technopoly, pg. 28.

"...it is technocracy, not liberalism or conservatism, that has been the dominant ideology of US politics for most of the century." Virginia Postrel, in Wired magazine, January, 1998, p. 52. See also technocrats

technocrats:
"the most powerful supporters of stasis. " Virginia Postrel, in Wired, January, 1998, p.54.

technology:
"is technology only for people who are born before it was invented." Allan Kay. See also appropriate technology described in Episode 584 of Engines of Our Ingenuity: at http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi584.htm, and "Some etymology" in episode 12 at http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi12.htm

"... . If religion was formerly the opiate of the masses, then technology is the opiate of the educated public today." John McDermott, from Technology & the Future, 7th edition, edited by Albert Teich.

"technology has everything to do with who benefits and who suffers, whose opportunities increase and whose decrease, who creates and who accommodates. " Corlann Bush, Women and the Assessment of Technology, in Technology & the Future, 7th edition, edited by Albert Teich.

"...means different things to different people. ..... technology can be defined no more easily than politics. Rarely do we ask for a definition of politics. To ask for THE definition of technology is to be equally innocent of complex reality. " Thomas Hughes.

technologies .. "can be seen as 'forms of life' in which human and inanimate objects are linked in various kinds of relationships. " Langdon Winner, from "Artifact/Ideas and Political Culture" in Technology & the Future, 6th edition, edited by Albert Teich.

technological determinism:
see http://www.aber.ac.uk/~dgc/tdet07.html

technological fix:
a technological shortcut applied to solve a social problem

technological imperative:
the compelling urge that allows us to believe that because technology empowers us to do something, we ought to do do it; technological inevitability.

technological malleability:
The idea that technology is not predefined, but shape-able, controllable.

technological utopianism:
"Ever on the horizon sits a wondrous technology promising to deliver a truly equitable, educated, civil democratic society." From David Shenk's Data Smog.

technopoly:
"the deification of technology." Neil Postman, Technopoly, 1992. Knopf: NY

teknosis:
when technology becomes an end in itself rather than a means to an end. Those who accept this notion are "teknotics." Term coined by John Biram.

Thinkies:
"If you go back in history to when they first added the soundtrack to the film, the movies had a new name for a brief period. They were called Talkies. Now we've added interactivity, an entirely new medium for cinematic expression. That's why they are called Thinkies. " Lee Morgenroth, quoted in Frank Beachum's essay Movies of the Future: Storytelling with Computers

Turing test:
see "Kaspov and Deep Blue" Episode 1242 of Engines of Our Ingenuity at http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi1242.htm

webphones:
conventional phones with a small display screen that can be used to surf the Web and send e-mail.

See also http://cinepad.com/mslex.htm.

MORE WWW Technology Terminology.

This is one of those anonymous bits of humor that get sent around via email from colleague to colleague. I received it sometime in December of 1996 from a graduate student. David F. Donnelly, Ph.D.

Dilberted: To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."

Link Rot: The process by which links on a web page became as obsolete as the sites they're connected to change location or die.

Chip Jewelry: A euphemism for old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decorative ornaments. "I paid three grand for that Mac SE, and now it's nothing but chip jewelry."

Crapplet: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading this stinkin' crapplet!"

Plug-and-Play: A new hire who doesn't need any training. "The new guy, John, is great. He's totally plug-and-play."

World Wide Wait: The real meaning of WWW.

CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.

Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content. "I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and now I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."

Under Mouse Arrest: Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."

Glazing: Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the second session?"

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message> "404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be located. "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."

Dead Tree Edition: The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms, as in: "The dead tree edition of the San Francisco Chronicle..."

Egosurfing: Scanning the net, databases, print media, or research papers looking for the mention of your name.

Graybar Land: The place you go while you're staring at a computer that's processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen). "I was in graybar land for what seemed like hours, thanks to that CAD rendering."

Open-Collar Workers: People who work at home or telecommute.

Squirt The Bird: To transmit a signal up to a satellite. "Crew and talent are ready...what time do we squirt the bird?"

Brain Fart: A biproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly. A burst of useful information. "I know you're busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart on the Mitnik bust?" Variation of old hacker slang that had more negative connotations.

Cobweb Site: A World Wide Web Site that hasn't been updated for a long time. A dead web page.

It's a Feature: From the adage "It's not a bug, it's a feature." Used sarcastically to describe an unpleasant experience that you wish to gloss over.

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards. "Are there any other terminals I can use? This one has a bad case of keyboard plaque."

Career-Limiting Move (CLM): Used among microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.

Elvis Year: The peak year of something's popularity. "Barney the dinosaur's Elvis year was 1993."

Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here."

Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

Tourists: People who are taking training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had about three serious students in the class; the rest were tourists."

Blowing Your Buffer: Losing one's train of thought. Occurs when the person you are speaking with won't let you get a word in edgewise or has just said something so astonishing that your train gets derailed. "Damn, I just blew my buffer!"

Gray Matter: Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.

Bookmark: To take note of a person for future reference (a metaphor borrowed from web browsers). "I bookmarked him after seeing his cool demo at Siggraph."

Nyetscape: Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser.

Beepilepsy The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.

Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.