bandwidth:
"A cumbersome synonym for 'time,' as in, 'I don't have the
bandwidth to deal with that with that issue,' but with
implications beyond the merely temporal, encompassing the
larger issue of mental resources or capacity." from
Micojargon in the Thursday "Circuits" section of the New
York Times. convergence:
"....I think of convergence as kind of melding the Intel
computer chip with the Frito chip, and when that is
ultimately done, the world of convergence will be here."
Tom Roger, NBC.
cyblie, Net truth:
Rampant rumor mongering and purposeful misinformation on
the Internet. Example: The person responsible for the fake
"Vonnegut MIT Commencement speech" that got quickly and
widely distributed over the Internet in August, 1997.
c-friend:
a cyberspace friend, also c-sister, c-family, c-single
data:
"Observations of states of the world" (Tom Davenport) see
also: information, knowledge, data smog
data smog:
"the noxious muck and druck of the information age." from
David Shenk's Data Smog. AKA "Information
pollution."
downteching:
the conscious embrace of older, simpler machines (Hugo
Heclo, George Mason University.)
facemail:
"Technologically backward means of communication, clearly
inferior to voice mail or e-mail. Involves actually
walking to someone's office and speaking to him or her
face-to-face. Considered highly inefficient and declasse."
from Micojargon in the Thursday "Circuits" section of the
New York Times.
Hacktivists:
Individuals involved in what some see as a form of
electronic civil disobedience. Activities include "virtual
sit-ins" and attacking the Web sites of persons or
organizations believed to be responsible for oppression.
(See New York Times, 31 Oct 31, 1998)
Internet Addiction:
"a psychological dependence on the Internet, regardless of
type of activity once 'logged on.'" (from article in
Chronicle of Higher Education 6 Feb 98)
University of Cincinnati psychiatrist Nathan Shapira
studied 14 so-called Internet "addicts." He found that ,
on average, the subjects of the study each had had five
psychiatric disorders. He argues that excessive online use
should be considered not as a separate addiction but as a
disorder of impulse control, in the same category as
kleptomania or compulsive shopping and suggests the
problem be called "Internetomania" or "Netomania. " (USA
Today June 1 98)
information:
"data endowed with relevance and purpose" (Peter Drucker).
Sometimes also defined as "Information=power." However,
David Shenk asserts that Information is Power is one of
the "great seductive myths of our time." Jacques Ellul
also asserts that the formula "Information is power,
accepted as an obvious truth, covers complex,
contradictory, and confusing realities." (from the essay
Preconceived Ideas About Mediated Information.) see also
Informatization described in Episode 749 of Engines of Our
Ingenuity at
http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi749.htm
information ecology:
an organization's entire information environment (from Information Ecology, by Tom Davenport).
knowledge:
information with value, from the human mind (adapted from
Information Ecology, by Tom Davenport).
Luddites:
a pejorative term used to describe anyone who is opposed
to technology. For the historical origins, see Episode 274
of Engines of Our Ingenuity: at
http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi274.htm
"Intellectuals, in particular literary intellectuals,
are natural Luddites." C.P. Snow.
mouse potato:
The Net Generation's equivalent of a couch potato, sans TV
& couch.
Netiquette:
Conventions or rules that govern behavior and conduct in
cyberspace.
Networld:
"new spaces for social, work, and educational
interaction." Linda Harasim.
rhetortech:
the label that I use to characterize the way some people
speak of and about technology
spamdexing:
"In a strategy nicknamed 'spamdexing,' Web site
developers put countless repetitions of a favorite word
on a page they want you to see, often in invisible type
or hidden behind GIFs. You may not notice it, but to the
search engine, the page mathematically appears more
vital to your interests." --CNET columnist Don Steinberg
http://www.cnet.com/Content/Voices/Steinberg/032697/index.html?dd
spamming:
see
http://www.usc.edu/dept/annenberg/vol2/issue1/
techne:
the knowledge of how to make things
technocracy:
According to Neil Postman, this is a culture distinct from
a tool-using culture.... it exists when "tools play a
central role in the thought-world of the culture." In a
technocracy, "everything must give way, in some degree to
their development." from Technopoly, pg. 28.
"...it is technocracy, not liberalism or conservatism,
that has been the dominant ideology of US politics for
most of the century." Virginia Postrel, in Wired
magazine, January, 1998, p. 52. See also technocrats
technocrats:
"the most powerful supporters of stasis. " Virginia
Postrel, in Wired, January, 1998, p.54.
technology:
"is technology only for people who are born before it was
invented." Allan Kay. See also appropriate technology
described in Episode 584 of Engines of Our Ingenuity: at
http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi584.htm,
and "Some etymology" in episode 12 at
http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi12.htm
"... . If religion was formerly the opiate of the
masses, then technology is the opiate of the educated
public today." John McDermott, from
Technology & the Future, 7th
edition, edited by Albert Teich.
"technology has everything to do with who benefits and
who suffers, whose opportunities increase and whose
decrease, who creates and who accommodates. " Corlann
Bush, Women and the Assessment of Technology, in
Technology &
the Future, 7th edition, edited by Albert Teich.
"...means different things to different people. .....
technology can be defined no more easily than politics.
Rarely do we ask for a definition of politics. To ask for
THE definition of technology is to be equally innocent of
complex reality. " Thomas Hughes.
technologies .. "can be seen as 'forms of life' in
which human and inanimate objects are linked in various
kinds of relationships. " Langdon Winner, from
"Artifact/Ideas and Political Culture" in Technology & the
Future, 6th edition, edited by Albert Teich.
technological determinism:
see
http://www.aber.ac.uk/~dgc/tdet07.html
technological fix:
a technological shortcut applied to solve a social problem
technological imperative:
the compelling urge that allows us to believe that because
technology empowers us to do something, we ought to do do
it; technological inevitability.
technological malleability:
The idea that technology is not predefined, but
shape-able, controllable.
technological utopianism:
"Ever on the horizon sits a wondrous technology promising
to deliver a truly equitable, educated, civil democratic
society." From David Shenk's Data Smog.
technopoly:
"the deification of technology." Neil Postman,
Technopoly, 1992. Knopf: NY
teknosis:
when technology becomes an end in itself rather than a
means to an end. Those who accept this notion are "teknotics."
Term coined by John Biram.
Thinkies:
"If you go back in history to when they first added the
soundtrack to the film, the movies had a new name for a
brief period. They were called Talkies. Now we've added
interactivity, an entirely new medium for cinematic
expression. That's why they are called Thinkies. " Lee
Morgenroth, quoted in Frank Beachum's essay
Movies of the Future: Storytelling with
Computers
Turing test:
see "Kaspov and Deep Blue" Episode 1242 of Engines of Our
Ingenuity at
http://info.lib.uh.edu/engines/epi1242.htm
webphones:
conventional phones with a small display screen that can
be used to surf the Web and send e-mail.
See also http://cinepad.com/mslex.htm.
MORE WWW Technology Terminology.
This is one of those anonymous bits of humor that get
sent around via email from colleague to colleague. I
received it sometime in December of 1996 from a graduate
student. David F. Donnelly, Ph.D.
Dilberted: To be exploited and oppressed by your
boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the
geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted
again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time
this week."
Link Rot: The process by which links on a web
page became as obsolete as the sites they're connected to
change location or die.
Chip Jewelry: A euphemism for old computers
destined to be scrapped or turned into decorative
ornaments. "I paid three grand for that Mac SE, and now
it's nothing but chip jewelry."
Crapplet: A badly written or profoundly useless
Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading this
stinkin' crapplet!"
Plug-and-Play: A new hire who doesn't need any
training. "The new guy, John, is great. He's totally
plug-and-play."
World Wide Wait: The real meaning of WWW.
CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with
all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action
figure.
Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and
dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that
lack nutritional content. "I just spent six hours surfing
the Web, and now I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."
Under Mouse Arrest: Getting busted for violating
an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get
back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."
Glazing: Corporate-speak for sleeping with your
eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and
early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the
room was glazing by the second session?"
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide
Web message> "404, URL Not Found," meaning that the
document you've tried to access can't be located. "Don't
bother asking him...he's 404, man."
Dead Tree Edition: The paper version of a
publication available in both paper and electronic forms,
as in: "The dead tree edition of the San Francisco
Chronicle..."
Egosurfing: Scanning the net, databases, print
media, or research papers looking for the mention of your
name.
Graybar Land: The place you go while you're
staring at a computer that's processing something very
slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the
screen). "I was in graybar land for what seemed like
hours, thanks to that CAD rendering."
Open-Collar Workers: People who work at home or
telecommute.
Squirt The Bird: To transmit a signal up to a
satellite. "Crew and talent are ready...what time do we
squirt the bird?"
Brain Fart: A biproduct of a bloated mind
producing information effortlessly. A burst of useful
information. "I know you're busy on the Microsoft story,
but can you give us a brain fart on the Mitnik bust?"
Variation of old hacker slang that had more negative
connotations.
Cobweb Site: A World Wide Web Site that hasn't
been updated for a long time. A dead web page.
It's a Feature: From the adage "It's not a bug,
it's a feature." Used sarcastically to describe an
unpleasant experience that you wish to gloss over.
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt
and crud found on computer keyboards. "Are there any other
terminals I can use? This one has a bad case of keyboard
plaque."
Career-Limiting Move (CLM): Used among
microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing
your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious
CLM.
Elvis Year: The peak year of something's
popularity. "Barney the dinosaur's Elvis year was 1993."
Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically
proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry,
he's the alpha geek around here."
Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers
beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that
fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
designed to solve.
Tourists: People who are taking training classes
just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had about
three serious students in the class; the rest were
tourists."
Blowing Your Buffer: Losing one's train of
thought. Occurs when the person you are speaking with
won't let you get a word in edgewise or has just said
something so astonishing that your train gets derailed.
"Damn, I just blew my buffer!"
Gray Matter: Older, experienced business people
hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear
more reputable and established.
Bookmark: To take note of a person for future
reference (a metaphor borrowed from web browsers). "I
bookmarked him after seeing his cool demo at Siggraph."
Nyetscape: Nickname for AOL's
less-than-full-featured Web browser.
Beepilepsy The brief seizure people sometimes
suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator
mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial
expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire
day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. |